Meditatively Obtained, Novel, and Observational (MONO) Lessons
271. I think someone has ADD…
272. Almond Breeze is my favorite milk replacement. Mmmm
273. They make butters other than peanut butter.
274. Oats are a major topic of conversation. Especially among Celiacs.
275. Immune systems are actually supposed to stop a cold from taking over your body. Mine did that for the first time in years! Hooray!
276. The Stanford Prison Experiment. Ryan and I rocked this thing.
277. Gluten antibodies attack and chop down the villi in my small intestines. Lactase, the enzyme that breaks down lactose, is created in the tip of the villi. Hence, I will seem “lactose intolerant” until my villi grow back.
278. “Wheat-free” does NOT infer “gluten-free.”
279. Blogging is like a disease. A rather contagious disease.
280. I’m a gatekeeper.
281. I live my life as an oxymoron. I love oxymorons and paradoxes.
282. Mayonnaise is evil. Of the devil, if you will.
283. I am eternally grateful for my past. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am now.
284. I am infinitely relieved to have made it through the reconciliation brawl physically alive, psychologically intact, mentally resilient, and spiritually affirmed.
285. “He’s not cute enough to be gay!” – SH. I then burst out laughing.
286. Late at night, even regular humans can suddenly become cute, cuddly zombies.
287. I attached to UTemps like it was a person…
288. These tremendously complex bodies are bound to have a few minor errors.
289. Slumdog Millionaire is simply unbelievable and moves me in a way no movie ever has.
290. Really. It’s not me! It’s everybody else…. Trust me.
291. It’s not fair. And that will continue to resonate in my mind. It’s simply not fair.
292. Outback is a GF Mecca. P.F. Chang's can be Mecca #2.
293. I think about them every single day…
294. “When in doubt, leave it out.” – Danna Korn from Living Gluten-Free for Dummies
295. Gluten could be the answer behind everything.
296. Some servers can really surprise me with their gluten-free skill and memory. Really, though, he should have written it all down…I’m complicated.
297. I will meet my soul mate at Whole Foods. I’m convinced. See “Aaron the Whole Foods Boy."
298. Windows 7 doesn’t like power outages.
299. That said, F6 is the secret, magical, earth-saving button.