Mono Lessons (Part IV: 67-82)
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll thank God you don't have mono.
67. A certain somebody snores.
68. Wrap it up.
69. The beauty of self-checkout in supermarkets.
70. Just because they’re your doctor doesn’t mean they’re right.
71. I already know and should quit pretending.
72. It feels good to give advice I’ve practiced myself.
73. Sometimes friends need a good ol’ figurative slap in the face.
74. Sometimes friends need a good ol’ literal slap in the face.
75. It’s really tough to get people to open their eyes. Especially in this place.
76. I have a lot of things I want to do.
77. I have passion.
78. It’s okay to tell people you have mono; they understand.
79. No matter how many people deny it, they hear mono and figure your lips get around.
80. Some people’s lips really do get around…
81. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small, small world.
82. Mono + Cold – Nasal Spray + Listerine Mouthwash = Attempted Suicide